The Miner’s Creed

I believe in Veldspar, the Ore Almighty, Generator of the lowly Tritanium;
And in the Plagioclase and Scordite, our load:
Pyroxeres, but only of Viscous nature.
Suffer under Low Security, avoiding gank, to obtain Omber and Kernite.
We descended into null; obtained Bistot, Mercoxit and Glaze;
We ascended into high sec, warped to the farthest veld asteroid belt;
From thence we shall mine Veldspar and Scordite.
I believe in the Viscous Pyroxere, the boost of the Orca, the communion of miners,
The forgiveness of ganks, the re-cloning of the self, and ore everlasting.
Aw yeah.

Minin’ Dirty

To the tune of “Ridin'” by Chamillionaire

[Chorus]
They see me floatin’
They hatin’
Patrollin they tryin to catch me minin’ dirty
Tryin to catch me minin’ dirty
Tryin to catch me minin’ dirty
Tryin to catch me minin’ dirty
Tryin to catch me minin’ dirty
My cargo so full
I’m warpin
They hopin they gon to catch me minin’ dirty
Tryin to catch me minin’ dirty
Tryin to catch me minin’ dirty
Tryin to catch me minin’ dirty
Tryin to catch me minin’ dirty

[Seres Kashuken]
CONCORD think they can scan me down
I’m cloaked so it ain’t easy to be found
When you see me fly by they can see the ground
And my afterburner and M W D
Fly with my new ship, it all filled up
Next to the spacestation dock lane is a full fleet and a bubble
Turn a hauler into some rubble
Boy ain’t you know, I’m crazy like Eri Carrell
Just tryin to mine ain’t tryin to have no gankins
Rock clean itself so I pull in salvage
Laws of patrolling you know they hate me
Lasers turned all the way up until the maximum
I can speak for some miners trying to mine for some
But we packin something that we have and um will have miner caught up in the clone vat bay
Cloning cell, I’m drippin wet
Lasers hot and cuttin wide
Burn and burnin like hit this ‘roid
CONCORD warp in from behind and is at his side
Comms are down gotta stop chattin’
Cycles change miners like what is that pulling?
This the Hemorphite when we went wormhole cruisin’
Got bounty from every corp except SacX but I’m still ain’t losin’

[Chorus]

[Eri Carrell]
I been loadin and unloadin holdin shit cause a sister can’t focus
I gotta fly home ‘fore the co co’s scan this big ol Orca floatin all up in the belt man
Miner been strippin on that Spodumain and the veld again is in again we in the wind
Goin ninety-six while I scan for that cunt
And scannin another one up, we livin like we ain’t givin a fuck
I got a turret on my right side, 40 mindflood in my hold freezin my blood
Pull a miner flee, leave drones and all
Comin pretty steep, me and my Rorqual
I gotta get back to the headquarters
Wanted by the co co and I got hot turret shots to the hull we creep creep
Pop pop hope ‘cord don’t see me, in another warp
With no regards for the law we dodge em like fuck em all
But I won’t get caught up and podded up for none of y’all
Keep a turret on hold, and some or in hold, but well if you want, miner you fallin’ hard
Ready or not we bust shots off in the air Seres Kashuken and Eri Carrell

[Chorus]

[Seres Kashuken]
Do what you thinkin so, I tried to let you go
Turn up a blink of light and I flew it slower
A miner upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin me with plenty of the plag and morph
So they get up next to me to scan down my coords, look at Local and they smilin’
Thinkin they’ll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin’
Cause they denying is miner profilin’
CONCORD you can check my bio
Bubble me up try to check my haul
Corp wallet gotta get my cash
Cause the crooked corps try to come up fast
And been a miner that I am I talk to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude
When they realize I ain’t even minin’ dirty bet you’ll be leaving with an even madder mood
I’mma laugh at you then I’mma have to cruise I’m in number two on some more wormhole crew
You can’t pod me plus you can’t sue
This a message to the laws tellen them WE HATE YOU
I can’t be touched or tell ’em that they shoulda thought
Tippin’ down, sittin’ crooked in my pod
Settin’ some orders, tryin’ to find an item I wanna hawk
Like they couldn’t stop me I’mma ’bout to pull up at your home and it’s on

[Chorus 2x]