Do You Want to Build a Server

To the tune of “Do You Want to Build a Snowman” by Kristen Bell

Junior Bro:
Bro?
Do you want to build a server?
Come on let’s go and code
I never see your push commits
Or your tickets,
It’s like you’ve gone away
We used to be code buddies
And now we’re not
I wish you would tell me why
Do you want to build a server?
It doesn’t have to be a server

Senior Brotato: GTFO bro

Junior Bro: kthx bye

Junior Bro:
Do you want to build a server
Or push commits at the pub?
I think some tickets are way overdue
I’ve started talking to
HR lad down the halls
(Hang in there, bro!)
It gets a little lonely
All these empty chatrooms
Just watching the hours tick by
(Tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock)

Junior Bro:
Bro?
Please I know you’re in there,
People are asking where you’ve been,
They say, “have a NOS”;
And I’m trying to,
I’m right out here for you
Just let me in
We only have each other
It’s just you and me
What are we gonna do?
Do you want to build a server? (sniff)